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Crowman OBrien's avatar

1- I share a birthday with JRR Tolkien and was born the year he died

2- I played with Barbie Dolls. Mainly because I wanted her to make out with my GI Joe.

3- I can make a creepy whistling noise from the back of my throat

4- I’m ambidextrous. Not at everything, but at most things I do

5- I have recently learned I am quite likely ADHD and that makes things make more sense to me

6- I like to tinker and make art with discarded musical instruments

7- my first and middle name are the same names of the brothers that form my favorite band, and my last name gives me the same initials as their last name. Alec Edward Von Henzke.

Alex and Edward Van Halen.

The middle name is coincidence, or intelligent design as you might say. The last name was somewhat intentional

8- I have over 25 guitars. I love looking at them as much as I love playing them. Each is like a snowflake, unique unto itself

9- I was a New Year’s baby, but I’m from such a small town, that even being born on the 3rd, I was still the first baby of that year. Got my picture in the paper too. Probably why I got into the music business. Got a taste for the spotlight early

10- I have a way with animals. I can understand them

11- my favorite color is turquoise, Robin egg blue, seafoam…it’s known by many names. I love it because it was often the color of my favorite hot rod growing up…the ‘57 Chevy

12- I’ve never seen Scarface or any of the Godfather movies

13- I recently lost my father. I’m 52 now. He is the first close loss I’ve experienced in my life. I’m very fortunate, but I’m also a realist, and I know that kind of streak isn’t going to continue, and that as I, and my loved ones age, I’m going to start to experience more close personal losses and that scares me a bit

14- I have crow friends that recognize me all over the city

15- i hate everyone and love everyone at the same time

16- i have flown outside of Canada twice in my life. I have driven to the USA plenty of times though.

17- I’ve never been to New York City, Las Vegas, or Los Angeles

18- I have many extremely talented friends

19- I still think farts are funny

20- it’s never too soon to joke about something

21- I hate lists about myself

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Aye Pancakes's avatar

1) Cool.

2) Dirty boy. No wonder you're a musician.

3) Please don't

4) Wanking?

5) Congratulations?

6) Very cool.

7) I share my initials with Andrew Peterson. You probably don't know him.

8) I know, and I like you less and less every time you send a picture of your latest purchase

9) You and me pal. Go team Capricorn.

10) Cool. I wish I had that ability with humans.

11) Mine is black because it's my favourite genre of comedy

12) I've watched them once each. Not a fan of that genre.

13)That's exactly where I'm at, my friend. I'll include Alice in that too. Read https://ayepancakes.substack.com/p/my-death-anxiety-and-other-inconveniences

14) That can be inconvenient. If you ever fuck them over, they will become vengeful.

15) Individual people can be great. "People" are fucking awful.

16) Where to?

17) Never been to NYC. Vegas used to be a fun, affordable week/weekend. I've been 4 times. Now it's expensive and in the US, so I won't be visiting any time soon. LA is pretty cool for the most part, but traffic is as bad as everyone says.

18) Same. Some of them we have in common.

19) Might as well. If you don't find them funny, you'll have fewer laughs and the same amount of farts.

20) Agreed. See #11

21) Nobody made you do this, dickhead.

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DW's avatar

11 moss green

13 sorry for your loss

14 now that's cool. You could give crow corvid tours of your city. 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛

15 me too, tho I'm in USA and it is getting harder to love everyone

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DW's avatar

You're still cool Mr. 🥞

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Aye Pancakes's avatar

I have my moments, but back then almost every moment was a moment.

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DW's avatar

Stay in the moment!

But back then we were young & invincible, erroneously but who knew it back then?

Now we're old & experienced & not everything is centered around us, we are drawn outward towards what is cool & good in the world cuz somewhere along the line we had to grow up.

Cool is baked in, Mr. 🥞!!!

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DW's avatar

Though not everybody is cool

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Tinnitus left ear very LOUD

Right ear just beginning to buzz

I've witnessed things I shouldn't

Given a choice , I'd rather go hiking with dogs

If you don't love animals & nature you are not on my list

I really really liked Eeyore's stick AFrame Lean-to and tried to duplicate it in the backwoods when I was eight

I envisioned a simple life for myself

It didn't happen

I used to climb maple trees and smoke Darjeeling & Earl Grey tea rolled in math paper when I was ten

I was artsy dorky geeky & couldn't wait to register to vote when I turned 18

Nixon pissed me off

Now I kinda miss him

That's all I can say publicly

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Aye Pancakes's avatar

1) Between your left ear and my right, we're functionally deaf.

2) My left has been squealing for years but I don't notice it as much because the right ear is so bad.

3) Maybe stop with being a peeping tom?

4) Agreed. 100%

5) Same

6) Did it work? Did you ever sleep in it?

7) Probably most people except Buddhist Monks feel the same.

8) Good god. How are your lungs? Also, what a waste of Earl Grey Tea.

9) Artsy dorky geeky descibes most of my friends. They are a carefully curated gang of weirdos. I was and am mostly indifferent to voting. Except in our last election. It was an important one.

10) I was in elementary school for Nixon. I remember him, but don't remember having any feeling one way or another about him. Reagan was the first one to piss me off. Canadian PMs for the same time period have been mostly acceptable. We dodged a bullet with Pierre Poilievre.

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#s1&2 do pose a prob. I would have to always be to your left for our better ears to try their best in convo IRL. Means I get to be the one kicked to the curb. Or I drive. Unless we meet in London. Then u drive. Every scenario is in motion with dogs to walk, or drive to the places to walk.

It is possible to face each other and read lips to augment what we can't clearly hear but in restaurants it doesn't work because of Din.

Non tinnitus People don't realize how much this impacts social life. IRL. Good thing life is no longer IRL.

#3 I lost my night vision goggles in a dare

#4&5 ditto ditto

#6 Here's the crux:

I spent many an afternoon in chilly spring rains trying to bolster the roof. It was all roof.

The absence of a floor nearly made me into an entomologist.

So even tho I spent many hours in the A-Frame stick lean-to, I opted for my bed at night. I kept wondering why Eeyore's tail was tacked on -Why wasn't it surgically reattached? Didn't anyone care? (You're right I need to read the Tao of Pooh)

#7 yes

#8 it was a clean burn

#9 yes but I tolerate non artsy as long as they possess the curious gene & love animals& critical thinking skills . Sometimes you need a lawyer or two, especially now that we are in grave danger for our speech.

#10 I was always aware of politicians for some reason .

So felt disenfranchised and looked forward to voting. While Nixon did some good things like established the EPA, and make the voting age 18, he also did bring back the draft & a lot of young men at the time of the Vietnam war did not want to be a part of that. Then that stupid Watergate bungle. If Only things were that benign nowadays to dishonor potus to the point of retiring, shaking their jowls saying, "I am not a crook". The ongoing crime of our current situation is mind blowing. 🤯🤯🤯 perhaps I knew way back then that I had better pay attention...

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